I am Mindy Kaling, Ask Me Anything!!
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Have to say, I’m super excited for your questions!
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What is the worst date you’ve ever been on?
The worst date I’ve ever been on was with a guy who I was super excited about, really attracted to, and then on the date it became apparent that it WASNT a date. He was just a straight dude who was psyched to have dinner with me in a platonic way. He talked about an actress he really wanted to date and we split the check. Thus is dating in Los Angeles.
Was Kelly’s “fashion show at lunch” song improvised or scripted? Hands down one of my favorite little moments of yours in The Office. Such a hilarious character.
This line, probably my most quoted lines ever, is 100% Paul Lieberstein.
I only have one question for you: How dare you?
hahaha well played, friend.
What scene from The Office was hardest to get through without laughing?
The Christmas episode where Michael asked Kevin to sit on his lap, and Steve had to pretend to be crushed under his weight. I think I’m laughing on camera.
I read that you watched The X-Files as a child in your first book. Are you excited for the revival?
Super excited. I was ADDICTED to X-Files. Their episode “Home” is the scariest hour of television I’ve ever watched. Then I saw Gillian Anderson (G-Money, as I call her) on The Fall, and man, I loved that too. So I’m really excited. I hope Mulder and Scully do it.
Did you cry when you watched Inside Out?
Yeah. Bing Bong kills me. I’ve seen in four times and cried each time when Bing Bong whispers to Joy: “I have a good feeling about this one.” K, I’m going to start to cry now just quoting it.
Who / what was your biggest inspiration for The Mindy Project?
Probably Pride & Prejudice and South Park? Bridge Jones a little. And of course I was inspired by the jokes-per-minute pace of The Office, since that’s where I worked for eight years.
Will Adam Pally ever return to The Mindy Project again? If not can you guys at least place a life-size cardboard cutout of him in the background of every scene in his memory?
If you like Adam Pally on The Mindy Project, you are going to love Tuesday’s episode. It’s all me and Peter all the time.
What’s the probability of a Broad City/Mindy Project crossover?
I love Ilana and Abbi. Nothing would make me happier than if Mindy was their gynecologist. Like, they found her on a Groupon.
What is your favorite episode of Master of None?
The second one, with Aziz’s real parents is probably my favorite. I love those two people so much. Also, Aziz interacting with them makes me fall in love with him a little. Like when he programmed his dad’s iPad for him. Swoon.
Which Disney Princess do you think you are most like?
I am no princess. I am Ursula the Sea Witch.
Who would you say is your biggest influence in your acting career?
Emma Thompson. Writer performers, in general.
I’m a 19 year old girl who is really struggling lately and you have truly been a role model and inspiration to me. From watching you as Kelly Kapoor on The Office (and literally loving every episode you ever wrote) to Mindy Lahiri on the Mindy Project, to reading your books and watching interviews I creepily feel like you’re one of my besties and I just wanna let you know that your sense of humor and words of wisdom have really helped me get through a lot. What was your biggest struggle during your late teens and early twenties and what little things/thoughts comforted you as you got through it?
Hi! That is so nice. Wow, thank you. My teens and twenties were really challenging. TV and film wasnt like it is now, where you could turn on the TV and there’s a reasonable expectation that you could see people that bore resemblance to me. So I had to dream in a vacuum. I was never, ever, ever skinny, and therefore never considered “pretty”, even though I loved clothes and makeup and dressing up. That was really hard in middle school and high school. I was always comforted by this strange little fire inside of me that when I got older things would not be like that. Some comfort, huh? It should be noted that I was a very focused, odd kid. I hope this was helpful! And I hope you get everything you want.
In your book, you mention that your ideal dinner guest would bring you hot sauce. What is your go-to hot sauce, one which you would want to carry in your purse for emergencies?
Great question. Used to be Sambal Oelek, lately, Cholula. My writer David Stassen got me hooked.
Do you still have that vibrating cushion with Oscar Isaac’s face on it? Please tell me you do.
This was one of my favorite visual jokes we did. My staff all think Oscar Isaac is super sexy, and we want this to be more of a pervasive opinion with the American public. I bet he thinks it’s creepy as hell. But such is fame.
The chemistry between you and Chris Messina is something powerful. Does this mean y’all are close friends in real life?
Thank you! I love Chris. He’s the definition of a generous actor. Our scenes are always the easiest to shoot because it feels effortless with him.
Can your describe what working with Salvador Perez is like and what a day of fittings entails? All the fashion in TMP is such eye candy!
Sal is a wonderful genius who also calls me “Spoiled Princess from Hell”. We are super collaborative.
Who makes you laugh harder than anyone else?
Chris Farley as Matt Foley, inspirational speaker.
In an episode of The Mindy Project you once said you always run out of shampoo before conditioner. I have literally never run out of shampoo before conditioner….So do you really run out of shampoo before conditioner?
I do! I guess I really suds the hell out of my hair? I have the same conditioner from like 2004. Is my hair too dry? Help!
If any four people – fictional, real, alive, dead – could be in your entourage, who would you pick?
Whoa. Robert Downey Jr, Lupita Nyongo, Gilda Radner, Ronda Rousey
Do you often find it difficult being autentic to yourself while being a public figure? I mean this in the sense of the way you express yourself and also in the way you present yourself- do you find yourself having to think about how your opinion will affect the public the public that listens to you?
I don’t have too much trouble being myself in public. The only side of me that I try to suppress is my impatient side. I’m terribly, terribly impatient.
Why did you join Joseph Gordon Levitt on HitRECord TV?
Jogo (a nickname he detests and wishes I wouldn’t use), asked if I would write and perform something for his show. And I was psyched to do something a little stranger than I have been doing. Then I realized that both Chris and Jogo are great dancers, and the idea came sprang from those resources. I love HitRecord, and I love our short that we did.
You have had a lot of amazing guests star on your show (James Franco, Chloe Sevigny, Ellie Kemper are probably my favourites, but the list goes on and on..) That being said, who are the top 3 people on your Mindy Project guest star bucket list?
Danny McBride, Idris Elba, Reese
What is your favorite episode of The Mindy Project? Why?
I love an episode from season two called “Danny Castellano is my Personal Trainer”. It was just so funny and body-positive. Also there is an owl in it.
How do you feel about The Mindy Project being moved to Hulu? I’m a huge fan!
The show on Hulu has let the writers and cast create the best version of it. The creative freedom has allowed us to let moments breathe that we couldn’t before, and tell stories that are closer to what I want to be telling. Craig, Mike, and our creative execs Brendan and Jessica have been terrific partners. I know saying “terrific partners” sounds like I’m a robot programmed to say lame banalities, but it’s true!
What would you put in your ideal burrito?
ideal burrito: scrambled egg whites, melted cheese, black beans, sour cream, guacamole. NO RICE. NO RICE IN BURRITOS EVER!
What’s your dream franchise to star in?
I want to be a Marvel character so bad. An evil one who hangs with Magneto.
What has been the hardest scene to get through without breaking on this season of The Mindy Project?
We did a scene recently where Danny and Mindy invite everyone to their engagement party, and Chris and I could NOT stop laughing at Collette (Fortune Feimster). We were trying to delicately remind people it was a classy party and that people were expected to dress well, a little pointedly at her. And Collette was just not understanding it. Fortune’s amazingly funny.
If you were given unlimited funds to do any project (book, film, television series) with no risk, what would you do?
I would love to play Beatrice in Much Ado About Nothing, but I’m not sure any mainstream organization would sponsor that. So that would be the thing I would do with unlimited money.
What’s been your favorite episode (aired or upcoming) to shoot this season. Any specific scene(s) that stood out?
Episode 13, the last of the Fall group, is fantastic. It’s an episode we have been wanting to do for a long time. it’s kind of an origins story.
I was listening to the Hamilton Soundtrack. Have you listened to it? I think it’s something both Mindy and Danny would enjoy a lot and I’d write fan fiction about them seeing the play if I could. There’s a verse about legacy. What would you like The Mindy Project’s legacy to be?
I am so excited about Hamilton. Tommy Kail, who directed it, is an old friend of mine from New York who is insanely talented and great. It’s such a phenomenon that we were going to do a story about it on the show. Basically Morgan finds a Hamilton playbill in the trash and someone sees him holding it and suddenly he becomes very high status. So this Hamilton playbill becomes his most prized possession because everyone thinks he’s this classy, tuned-in, rich art-loving guy. Then he loses it and he goes back to his regular life. Flowers For Algernon but with a Hamilton playbill basically.
Will Cristina be mentioned at all this season or is that something that you’ve thought about?
We have some great ideas for bringing back Christina. In the second half of the season we’re hoping to get Chloe Sevigny back to hear some of her perspective on Danny-Christina’s break-up. Chloe is one of my favorite actors.
What’s your favorite scene with baby leo?
I loved in last weeks episode when I had to put fake glasses on him to make him look like a nerd. I think there is nothing cuter in the world than a baby with glasses on.
